Triskaidekaphobia Be Darned: Morning Musume’s 13th Gen is Nigh

December 7, 2016

Apologies in advance to any triskaidekaphobia sufferers, especially since the number 13 will become increasingly common in the future.

Greetings, Citizens of the Universe!

How are you on this fine Wednesday? Are you well? I’m still doing far better than I did weeks ago. I’m a lot less exhausted and I even managed to get one of my Secret Santa projects done!

Did my fellow Americans have a nice Thanksgiving? (Trump and Standing Rock spoiled your appetite? Did you hear the news about the latter?) Did you find some good deals over the weekend? Are any non-Americans still sane after all of that?

Speaking of Thanksgiving weekend…
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Thirteenth Impact

January 14, 2016

Like a cruel angel
Become legends, girls!

Greetings, Citizens of the Universe and congrats on surviving the Third Impact!

Just for that, Hello! Project has rewarded us for our survival with some momentous news: Morning Musume ’16 will be holding auditions for a 13th Generation.

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From Fiction to Fact: H!P’s Beyond Belief

July 7, 2015

Greetings, Citizens of the Universe!
How is summer treating you all so far? Sorry it’s been somewhat low-key, but given what has been going on, can you blame me? I’d like to get my facts straight before making a post of this nature. I’ve already flubbed up details regarding the 3rd Gen in the post covering the announcement.
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…We are golden, we are golden.

October 1, 2014

Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No giving up when you’re young and you want some

If you’ve been watching the blog since earlier this year and noticed the title and opening lines of this post, you know what this means.

To paraphrase Bray Wyatt,

“They’re here.”

*blows out lantern*

Yes. After months of waiting and anticipation (I know I’ve been waiting―I was checking the various idol blogs relentlessly on my phone yesterday morning in a fit of sleeplessness), the results of the Golden Audition are here. Read the rest of this entry »


Ping Pong Pinpoint Precision Past Perspective – Part VI

June 22, 2014

Warning: There will be a LOT of YouTube videos in this series, which may cause some browsers to lag and/or crash. You’ve been warned. If I missed anything, let me know.

Greetings, Magical Meteorites and other Earthlings who happened to drop by!

Welcome to the sixth and final part of the Precision Past Perspective edition of Ping Pong Pinpoint. In this little post, we cover early 2014. For the purposes of this post, I am including March as to round things out for the first quarter of the year. Well then? Are you ready? Here we go!

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Ping Pong Pinpoint Precision Past Perspective – Part IV

June 8, 2014

Warning: There will be a LOT of YouTube videos in this series, which may cause some browsers to lag and/or crash. You’ve been warned. If I missed anything, let me know. Also, possible epilepsy warnings about some images, but they’ll also be in the links.

Greetings, Magical Meteorites and other Earthlings who happened to drop by!

We’re at the fourth score of the Precision Past Perspective Edition of Ping Pong Pinpoint. In this post, we cover the year 2012, the end of the world as we know it! Do you feel fine?

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Ping Pong Pinpoint Precision Past Perspective – Part III

June 1, 2014

Warning: There will be a LOT of YouTube videos in this series, which may cause some browsers to lag and/or crash. You’ve been warned. If I missed anything, let me know.

Greetings, Magical Meteorites and other Earthlings who happened to drop by!

We’re at chapitre trois of the Precision Past Perspective Edition of Ping Pong Pinpoint. (No, there won’t be any of that so get your heads out of the gutter. We are a respectable blog.) In this post, we cover the year 2011.

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Ping Pong Pinpoint Precision Past Perspective – Part II

May 25, 2014

Warning: There will be a LOT of YouTube videos in this series, which may cause some browsers to lag and/or crash. You’ve been warned. If I missed anything, let me know.

Greetings, Magical Meteorites and other Earthlings who happened to drop by!

We’re at part two of the Precision Past Perspective Edition of Ping Pong Pinpoint. In this post, we cover the year 2010.

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We are not what you think we are…

March 16, 2014

We are golden, we are golden!

Anyway, in a shocking turn of events…

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